More Climate Change ZOMG From Georgia Through New England

I’m not sure what language this is in but it doesn’t sound good

THE DIGGING UPSTREAM DYNAMICS OVER THE CENTRAL PLAINS WILL RAPIDLY CATCH UP WITH THE SRN STREAM DYNAMICS TO POTENTIALLY PHASE OVER THE SERN PORTION OF THE COUNTRY. THIS WILL ALLOW A SIGNIFICANT INCREASE IN MOISTURE ADVECTION FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO AND ATLANTIC TO INTERACT WITH A DEVELOPING COASTAL LOW ALONG THE SOUTHEAST COAST… WHILE ONE OF THE MORE IMPRESSIVE CONFLUENT ZONES ALOFT KEEPS THE ARCTIC AREA OF HIGH PRESSURE ENTRENCHED OVER THE EAST. A TRUE BAROCLINIC LEAF PRECIP SHIELD WILL EVOLVE FEATURING MAJOR ICING FROM ATL TOWARD CAE THEN SHIFTING NORTH TOWARD RDU AND A VERY HEALTHY DEFORMATION ZONE OF BANDING SNOWFALL FROM NRN GA/SWRN NC/NWRN SC NEWRD TO SWRN/CENTRAL VA BEFORE REACHING THE DC/BALT/PHIL METRO AREAS. THE ICE
ACCUMULATIONS REMAIN MIND-BOGGLING IF NOT HISTORICAL
WITH ADDITIONAL .50 TO 1 INCH AXIS FROM ATL/AHN/AGS TO CAE TO RDU AND 8 TO 10 INCHES OF SNOW FROM AVL/GSP TO ROA/LYH/CHO AND JUST SOUTH OF IAD/DCA WITH A POSSIBLE FOOT NEAR SWRN NC/NWRN SC. WPC CONTINUEDTHE COMPROMISE OF THE GFS/ECMWF/UKMET WITH SUPPORT FROM THE SREF MEAN FOR THE BEGINNING OF A CLASSIC EAST COAST WINTER STORM.

THEN ON THURS… THE INTENSIFYING SURFACE LOW GOING THROUGH RAPID CYCLOGENESIS WILL TRACK FROM THE OUTER BANKS OF NC TO THE NEW ENGLAND COASTLINE. THIS WILL RESULT IN A WEALTH OF ATLANTIC MOISTURE SURGING INTO THE NRN MID-ATL STATES AND NORTHEAST FOR A NARROW BUT IMPRESSIVE AXIS OF HEAVY SNOWFALL. THE GUIDANCE IS ALL
UNANIMOUS IN A WELL-ESTABLISHED DEFORMATION AXIS/COMMA HEAD OF HEAVY SNOW BUT DIFFER ON THE EXACT CORRIDOR. WPC TOOK A MEAN APPROACH OR TAKING OUT THE SPECIFIC DETAILS AND RESOLUTION OF THE GUIDANCE FOR A HEAVY SNOW AXIS JUST WEST OF THE I95 CORRIDOR FROM DC/BALT AREA TO BOS AND CONTINUING UP INTO MAINE. THE EXACT
AMOUNTS ON THURS ARE STILL SOMEWHAT UNCERTAIN BUT A STRIPE OF 6 TO 12 INCHES WILL BE POTENTIALLY POSSIBLE FROM NERN PA/NWRN NJ THROUGH DOWN EAST MAINE.

I’d better get another case of wine…

10 Responses to “More Climate Change ZOMG From Georgia Through New England”

  1. Syd B. says:

    That Global Warming would chill you to the bone.

    Check this out
    http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2014/0209/Winter-weirdness-Is-Arctic-warming-to-blame

    So let’s get this straight — we’re being told that GW is diverting the jet stream so that newly warmed air from the warming arctic is coming down and making us cold. That’s what they seem to be saying….

    Good thing Al Gore understands it.

  2. JeffS says:

    That plus a bag of snow melt, and a case of Vienna sausage.

  3. JeffS says:

    Er, ice melt, I mean. For your driveway.

  4. leelu says:

    Spectabulous! Don’t know what he said, but it sounds like you better make make that 2 cases…

    (“Cold and nasty” probably would have covered it.)

  5. aelfheld says:

    Is one case sufficient?

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m liking two cases of wine and a case of Vienna schnausages…

  7. BlackDog says:

    Make that 2 cases of sausages. Rereved for Claude.

  8. Dave E. says:

    Good luck, Mr. B., I’d skip the wine and go right for the hard stuff at this point.

    It looks like our string of consecutive days with subzero lows is going to end at 17 overnight. Even the most hardcore global warmists up here aren’t stupid enough to proselytize these days.

  9. Fausta says:

    Oh peachy.
    I’ve been without water for 26 hours thanks to NJ American Water, and now this

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oh what a drag, Fausta! I guess you’ll have to pour Malbec on your corn flakes 🙂

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