My Eyes!

There’s this big yellowish thingy in the air today, it feels kind of warm and it’s making things a tad too bright for my liking. The past two days I’ve golfed under some lovely skies that were both leaden and sodden, which my alabaster complexion finds most amiable thank you very much, and I have another round planned for today but I’m not sure how it will go given this new presence in the sky.

If someone could explain just what it is I’d appreciate it.

12 Responses to “My Eyes!”

  1. Syd B. says:

    Perhaps it is the liquification of lefty bullshit as it rises into the atmosphere. For Obama, its called the “Oh no zone”.

  2. I happen to live just a few blocks from that yellowish thing, and can tell you one thing: DON’T PISS HER OFF!!!

    Back in February I laughed at her, telling her she can go on vacation whenever she wanted, and she decided to stick around, and make my life a living pit of Hades.

    Watch your back, dude… 😉

  3. JeffS says:

    Sounds like we need a scientific study to understand this new phenomena, Bing.


  4. major dad says:

    You could use the vitamin D.

  5. Syd B. says:

    Maybe if you posted your scorecard, it would help explain the air quality. 🙂

  6. Fausta says:

    Tip: Stock up on SPF 45

  7. Gary from Jersey says:

    Relax. It’s the afterglow of the second-coming bus tour out west. It’ll go away soon.

  8. Rob says:

    Careful when you look at it, Mr B. It’s one of those things our parents warned us about. If you do it too much, you’ll go blind.

  9. mojo says:

    “Hour of the Wolf” News: Great light in sky rises in the east.
    — Firesign Theatre

  10. Gary from Jersey says:

    Firesign Theater also said, “Everythiong you know is wrong.”

  11. tree hugging sister says:

    Bingley’s never wrong.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    It’s taken you damn near 50 years to figure that out, Sis?

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