My Kind of Luck


…Police say the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.

Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.

I always figured that was where I’d be when the BIG ONE (aka: THE California Earthquake That ENDS IT ALL) hit. Or a tornado twistered through here. The End of Days arrives and me?

On the throne.

5 Responses to “My Kind of Luck”

  1. Rob says:

    Look at the bright side, ths. No soiled underwear. 🙂

  2. Skyler says:

    I was sitting in a port-a-john on top of the Haditha dam when I heard the unmistakable sound of a rocket being shot at us. I had to make a decision: I could run for cover and make it there in the ten seconds before impact, or I could just hope that the rocket landed far away.

    For me, dignity prevailed. So did luck. The rocket landed about 100 yards away, but right behind the dam in the water, so I was unscratched.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oh jeeze, Skyler.

    But if you’re going to have the poop scared out of you I guess you were in the right spot!

    Not that Marines have the poop scared out of them, of course.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    There’s NO POOPING in the Marine Corps!!!!!!

    But there WAS a LtCol at 3D MAW HDQTRS in El Toro whose flight suit was down around his ankles when the Big Bear quake hit.

    He got outside a smidge after the rest of us.

  5. JeffS says:

    Sis, are you trying to follow in the, er, footsteps of Elvis Presley?

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