Obama and the Crotch Bomber

Save yourself some money, big guy. I’ve got the answer to your security concerns at any given airport (Well, besides the obvious “When somebody’s daddy turns him in and THEN he pays cash, has no luggage or passport for an international flight: you PAY F*CKING ATTENTION!!!!” It might not be the “No-Fly List” but it sure as HELL should be the “CRAWL UP HIS ASS” list then.) and it’ll save a buttload of cash-ola, not to mention NOT piss Granny off because she’s naked on camera for Jethro running the scanner.

PIRATES LABRADORS

I can GUARANTEE labradorks will thoroughly sniff every single individual in line ~ as well as at least three-quarters…wait: make that 85% of the crotches ~ and their services (even with complimentary schnot schnoodle removing dry-cleanings thrown in) will cost you considerably less than anything these J-No/TSA pinheads can pull out their asses in any time at all.

categories Fun, Nanny State, People, Politics, Public Service Announcement | | datetime December 29, 2009 7:44 pm

4 Responses to “Obama and the Crotch Bomber”

  1. JeffS says:
    December 30, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Not only would labradorks be more effective in securing our airways, many Muslims dislike dogs, and would give Islamic terrorists second thoughts about trying something. It’s a win-win!

  2. Nobrainer’s Think Tank » Thank you, Christopher Hitchens says:
    December 30, 2009 at 9:06 am

    […] explosives onto an airplane. I was, however, a bit bothered by the fact that they failed the “When somebody’s daddy turns him in and THEN he pays cash, has no luggage or passport for an intern…” […]

  3. Gary from Jersey says:
    December 30, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Best NY Post headline yet ran yesterday:

    Great Balls of Fire

  4. Yojimbo says:
    December 30, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Well I think you should cut these people some slack. You’re being way too tough on them considering all that they have to deal with on a daily basis. Just look at what’s on their plate.
    1) Military coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan with all their weapons capability.
    2) Tea Party attendees and their related ilk.
    3) People driving around Missouri with Ron Paul bumper stickers.

    I’m quite sure a Marine sipping some tea with an American flag lapel pin reading the Declaration of Independence would have been subjected to a full body search. They will get around to these other people in due course. Just be patient.

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