Obama HATES Marines

I can’t f*ckin’ believe this asshole.

Obama wants Marines to wear ‘girly’ hats

A change to the Marine Corps’ uniform hats could take the hard-nosed Leathernecks from the Halls of Montezuma to the shops of Christopher Street.

Thanks to a plan by President Obama to create a “unisex” look for the Corps, officials are on the verge of swapping out the Marines’ iconic caps with a new hat that some have derided as so “girly” that they would make the French blush.

“We don’t even have enough funding to buy bullets, and the DoD is pushing to spend $8 million on covers that look like women’s hats!” one senior Marine source fumed to The Post. “The Marines deserve better. It makes them look ridiculous.”

Lovely new proposed cover that looks JUST LIKE THE WM COVER…is on the right.

Does the MAN have NOTHING BETTER to DO?!

BARF.

ths update: So here’s another take on it. Supposedly the manufacturer of our SUPER FUGLY WM cover went out of business and that’s what started all this. And Obama ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY had NUFFINK to do with any of it.

SUPPOSEDLY.

The Story About Obama Wanting Marines To Wear ‘Girly’ Hats Is Total B.S.

…But just to make sure, I called Headquarters Marine Corps and a spokesperson confirmed that the process for making changes to Marine uniforms hasn’t changed since I last left the service in 2010.

…”The President in no way, shape, or form directed the Marine Corps to change our uniform cover,” said Capt. Maureen Krebs, a spokesperson for the Marine Corps. “We’re looking for a new cover for our female Marines for the primary reason that the former manufacturer went out of business. The Marine Corps has zero intention of changing the male cover.”

How do you spell, ‘Oh. My. Dyin’. Ass.’?

13 Responses to “Obama HATES Marines”

  1. Let’s see…

    Destruction of economic system? Check.
    Demonization of private sector? Check.
    Alienation of allies and embracing of enemies? Check.
    Universal taxation through the guise of health insurance? Check.
    Weak borders? Check.
    Politization of brass? Check.

    I guess he just got bored.

  2. JeffS says:

    Jug Ears is probably pissed that his legacy is faceplanting, big time, and this is one way of his getting back. It’s the Chicago Way™.

  3. Syd B. says:

    LC Aggie Sith, great comment. I’m still chuckling.

  4. Julie says:

    Is it me or is the guy on the far right (in the new hat) wearing blush?

  5. aelfheld says:

    If he’d have just stuck to re-designing military uniforms I’d be content.

  6. Dave E. says:

    Julie-It does kind of look that way. Heck, the way things are going in a couple of years he’ll have boobs too.

  7. BlackDog says:

    No he is just embarrassed to wear the stuppid hat,

  8. Chancy girl says:

    Pleeezzzzeee. Even the female marine looks ridiculous.

  9. Gunslinger says:

    He looks like he should be passing out traffic tickets on a Vespa.

  10. mojo says:

    I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

  11. Greg Newsom says:

    It’s a subtle,yet purposeful, destruction of
    pride in one’s nation.
    My father died two years ago. I got his papers and Social Security card from the 50s.It was embossed and impressive.
    Recently I ordered a new Social Security card from the government. It looks like something printed on toilet paper with barely discernible printed numbers.
    Come on, we only get one or two in our lives.I’d pay a dollar for an impressive document that establishes me as an American.

  12. Kathy Kinsley says:

    You might want to try Jon Stewart too…
    here… we all can use a laugh.

    @ Greg – I don’t think so… those embossed ones were things you could order special. I have one (from the late 70’s). The regular ones always looked like toilet paper. Typical government issue.

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