Oh Boo-Hoo
Looks like those virgins are going to have to get creative
Fort Hood, Texas (CNN) — Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the accused Fort Hood gunman, is paralyzed from the waist down, his lawyer said Friday.
“It appears he won’t be able to walk in the future,” said Hasan’s civilian attorney, retired Army Col. John Galligan.
Especially after he’s hung.
Hasan also has severe pain in his hands, the attorney said.
Cut them off.
Strange coincidence or karmic joke, Mr. B? Our local rag posted a story about sex for the handicapped: the last taboo?
“All are equal in my eye.”
— Blazing Saddles
So, he can’t walk, and he can’t shoot no more.
And he can’t get to the virgins either.
Allah’s rewards…
Oh yeah, my heart bleeds.
Cut them off..at the neck.
Hey, y’all back there are getting five VIP’s coming to your neighborhood. I’m sure you feel very fortunate to host this very august group.:)
oohooh! Who?
Bing “cut them off” didn’t know you had it in you. I say let him rot in Leavenworth.
Satan’s just giving the guy a little warm up. Keep him alive as long as possible and make sure he goes on an all bacon diet. The cheap out-of-date, super fatty bacon that the grocery was going to throw out.
I agree with letting him rot in Leavenworth. Don’t let him be a martyr to whatever twisted “cause.” Let him live out his life there, in as unpleasant circumstances as is legal, and let him die forgotten.
I was just being considerate and trying to help manage his pain, major dad
Bingster: Eric Holder announced that the five 9/11 suspects are being sucked out of the military tribunals and given to the Southern District Court for regular criminal trial. These would be the suspects waterboarded by Bush. The guy who blew away the USS Cole, and who was not waterboarded by Bush, will go to the military tribunal route. So get ready for the America Sucks trial of the century. Y’all have a nice day out there.
Oh sheet, I was hoping you meant some fun Australians were coming so I could get some serious drinking down.
Poo.
Well, look, it seems to me the reason this is happening is that Obama needs to shore up his support in the whacko fringe of the party. By giving these scum civilian trials he is giving the Truthers a platform to shout about “what really happened” on September 11th. You watch. it will turn into a Bash Bushfest just in time for the 2010 elections to divert attention away from the shit sandwich the Dems will have made of the Economy.
mark my words, folks.
Hassan should be tried for sedition under the UCMJ and publicly hanged or shot or upon conviction.
I believe that you are correct, Mr. B.; these circus show trials are nothing but a distraction by the Obumbles Administration to try to distract attention from the 2010 elections. It’s up to We the People to not allow that distraction to succeed.
I’ll bet CAIR is filling out his DAV application right about now…
I hope Galligan is as good a defense attorney as Gilligan. The shennanigans would be priceless.