Oh Boo-Hoo

Looks like those virgins are going to have to get creative

Fort Hood, Texas (CNN) — Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the accused Fort Hood gunman, is paralyzed from the waist down, his lawyer said Friday.

“It appears he won’t be able to walk in the future,” said Hasan’s civilian attorney, retired Army Col. John Galligan.

Especially after he’s hung.

Hasan also has severe pain in his hands, the attorney said.

Cut them off.

15 Responses to “Oh Boo-Hoo”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    Strange coincidence or karmic joke, Mr. B? Our local rag posted a story about sex for the handicapped: the last taboo?

  2. mojo says:

    “All are equal in my eye.”
    — Blazing Saddles

  3. Mockingbird says:

    So, he can’t walk, and he can’t shoot no more.
    And he can’t get to the virgins either.
    Allah’s rewards…

  4. Cullen says:

    Oh yeah, my heart bleeds.

  5. Yojimbo says:

    Cut them off..at the neck.

    Hey, y’all back there are getting five VIP’s coming to your neighborhood. I’m sure you feel very fortunate to host this very august group.:)

  6. major dad says:

    Bing “cut them off” didn’t know you had it in you. I say let him rot in Leavenworth.

  7. Robin from Central AZ says:

    Satan’s just giving the guy a little warm up. Keep him alive as long as possible and make sure he goes on an all bacon diet. The cheap out-of-date, super fatty bacon that the grocery was going to throw out.

  8. ricki says:

    I agree with letting him rot in Leavenworth. Don’t let him be a martyr to whatever twisted “cause.” Let him live out his life there, in as unpleasant circumstances as is legal, and let him die forgotten.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    I was just being considerate and trying to help manage his pain, major dad

  10. Yojimbo says:

    Bingster: Eric Holder announced that the five 9/11 suspects are being sucked out of the military tribunals and given to the Southern District Court for regular criminal trial. These would be the suspects waterboarded by Bush. The guy who blew away the USS Cole, and who was not waterboarded by Bush, will go to the military tribunal route. So get ready for the America Sucks trial of the century. Y’all have a nice day out there.

  11. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oh sheet, I was hoping you meant some fun Australians were coming so I could get some serious drinking down.


    Well, look, it seems to me the reason this is happening is that Obama needs to shore up his support in the whacko fringe of the party. By giving these scum civilian trials he is giving the Truthers a platform to shout about “what really happened” on September 11th. You watch. it will turn into a Bash Bushfest just in time for the 2010 elections to divert attention away from the shit sandwich the Dems will have made of the Economy.

    mark my words, folks.

  12. delftsman says:

    Hassan should be tried for sedition under the UCMJ and publicly hanged or shot or upon conviction.

    I believe that you are correct, Mr. B.; these circus show trials are nothing but a distraction by the Obumbles Administration to try to distract attention from the 2010 elections. It’s up to We the People to not allow that distraction to succeed.

  13. Mark says:

    I’ll bet CAIR is filling out his DAV application right about now…

  14. Ebola says:

    I hope Galligan is as good a defense attorney as Gilligan. The shennanigans would be priceless.

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