Pffft

I’ve been laughing all day at the disappointed throngs who moan that Baumgartner DIDN’T break the “longest freefall record”, because the MORONS can’t seem to realize ROCKETING ALONG AT EIGHTHUNNERTTHURTYTHREEMILESNHOUR means a somewhat shorter time in freefall. I figured that was as physics-challenged as they came.

I were so, SO WRONG.

MSNBC Thinks Felix Baumgartner Traveled Faster Than the Speed of Light

Filed under, “I Shit You Not”.

10 Responses to “Pffft”

  1. Skyler says:

    As the global warming fraud showed so clearly, you need not have any understanding of math or science to be a journalist.

  2. major dad says:

    And this journalist claims to be one of the elite smart set.
    Andrea Mitchell is a dumbass…

  3. JeffS says:

    Next stop: Orion! I want to see some of their green slave girls in person.

  4. nightfly says:

    Felix Baumgartner made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. He’s got it where it counts, kid.

  5. BlackDog says:

    Math Is hard. Most journalist would lose a debate with a Barbie Doll.

  6. Julie says:

    Good one, ‘fly! 🙂

  7. Kathy Kinsley says:

    HEY – I’d just finished cleaning my monitor after seeing that link on Insty. Sheesh. (Well, at least the cleaning supplies are still out.)

  8. currently says:

    By the time I write this it will be millions of years in the past.

    I’m writing at the speed of light.

    I’m a pecker though, so don’t blame me.

  9. And people still ask me why I’m so rude in calling libs morons. Actually, I’m being kind…

  10. Kate P says:

    Same people who thought Neil Young died, right? Not surprised.

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