I’ve been laughing all day at the disappointed throngs who moan that Baumgartner DIDN’T break the “longest freefall record”, because the MORONS can’t seem to realize ROCKETING ALONG AT EIGHTHUNNERTTHURTYTHREEMILESNHOUR means a somewhat shorter time in freefall. I figured that was as physics-challenged as they came.

I were so, SO WRONG.

MSNBC Thinks Felix Baumgartner Traveled Faster Than the Speed of Light

Filed under, “I Shit You Not”.

10 Responses to “Pffft”

  1. Skyler says:

    As the global warming fraud showed so clearly, you need not have any understanding of math or science to be a journalist.

  2. major dad says:

    And this journalist claims to be one of the elite smart set.
    Andrea Mitchell is a dumbass…

  3. JeffS says:

    Next stop: Orion! I want to see some of their green slave girls in person.

  4. nightfly says:

    Felix Baumgartner made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. He’s got it where it counts, kid.

  5. BlackDog says:

    Math Is hard. Most journalist would lose a debate with a Barbie Doll.

  6. Julie says:

    Good one, ‘fly! 🙂

  7. Kathy Kinsley says:

    HEY – I’d just finished cleaning my monitor after seeing that link on Insty. Sheesh. (Well, at least the cleaning supplies are still out.)

  8. currently says:

    By the time I write this it will be millions of years in the past.

    I’m writing at the speed of light.

    I’m a pecker though, so don’t blame me.

  9. And people still ask me why I’m so rude in calling libs morons. Actually, I’m being kind…

  10. Kate P says:

    Same people who thought Neil Young died, right? Not surprised.

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