Pfizer Makes Mountain Bikes?

Who knew?

LONDON (CBS Atlanta) – A cyclist needed medical intervention at an Irish hospital because an injury he suffered caused his penis to remain erect for nearly two months.

The unnamed bicyclist sustained an injury on the crossbar of his mountain bike that interfered with the blood flow to his penis.

A medical report quoted in the Irish Examiner said the biker’s pain and bruising settled within days, but that he sustained ongoing “high-flow” priapism “with rigid erection”.

After suffering in silence for five weeks, he finally sought medical attention.


7 Responses to “Pfizer Makes Mountain Bikes?”

  1. Julie says:

    Imagine walking into the ER with that problem. I’m remembering the Big Bang Theory episode where the nurse announced over the PA system that Howard had a robotic arm stuck on his…

  2. Syd B. says:

    Apparently, his wife is in critical condition.

  3. Rob says:

    Call Guinness. Gotta be a record in there somewhere. World’s Dimmest Bulb maybe.

  4. Gunslinger says:

    He should’ve called Trojan and gotten himself a sponsorship.

    (Y’Know Mr. Bingley, this is a story Sillicosick would have loved.)

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hehe, that’s true, Guns.

    I think about that collection of folks every now and then…a different…quirky…bunch, that’s for sure.

  6. Mark says:

    I guess he’s missed all of those commercials over the years about the four hour time limit…

    So, um, just how do I crash my bike that way?

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