Presbyterian Missionary Detained

Well shazam! They arrested Shazad

The FBI has arrested a 30-year old Bridgeport, Connecticut man in connection with the failed attempt to set off a car bomb in New York’s Times Square, federal authorities told late Monday night.

The man was identified as Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized American citizen, who had recently returned from a five month trip to Pakistan and the city of Peshawar, a known jumping off points for al Qaeda and Taliban recruits.

Shahzad was arrested at Kennedy airport in New York City where FBI agents said he was attempting to leave the country to go to Dubai.

At a press conference early Monday morning, Attorney General Eric Holder said “it’s clear that the intent behind this terrorist act was to kill Americans.” He urged American to “remain vigilant.”

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you that his name is not Tea Party Q. Smith!

I heard a clip of Holder’s news conference where he made great pains to say Shazad was “an American Citizen.” I really really despise weasel crap like that. Yes, he is “technically” an American citizen…but frankly, as he’s also a foreign-born scumbag who just tried to kill thousands of us I don’t think it’s apt to make an illusion that he is “just like one of us.”

5 Responses to “Presbyterian Missionary Detained”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Disgusting how this administration will defend, tooth and nail, our enemies and so vehemently attack its own citizens.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Maybe I meant “allusion” but with the way Washington is these days it’s all a friggin’ illusion…

  3. Skyler says:

    But he IS just like one of us. We are all sinners in the eyes of the post modern nihilists that make up the ranks of the US marxists and communist ideologues.

  4. Yojimbo says:

    Just a guess on my part, but you knew that. He may be setting the context for all those future questions about Mirandizing the little fella.

    Do they have a Federal District Court in beautiful downtown District of Columbia? Just asking.

  5. ScurvyOaks says:

    Why look, it’s Captain Marble-nuts. His Shazam went Fizzle.

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