Quote Of The Day

Comes to us from the Right and Honorable Police Commissioner Augustine Chihuri

“Let me warn all social miscreants who are soiling the country’s social fabric, cultural norms and values by perpetrating abominable and weird activities of women sexually molesting men, sometimes at gunpoint, to stop the practices forthwith,” he warned.

Forthwith, you miscreants!

6 Responses to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    This will be their next big tourism feature.

  2. Syd B. says:

    If any woman attempted to molest me at gun point, I’d offer to hold her weapon for her. I mean, it would be the polite thing to do.

  3. Ave says:

    They need to mount an investigation.

  4. Yojimbo says:

    According to the article “relateds” the “New Zimbabwe” has a rape MP.

  5. Gunslinger says:

    “If any woman attempted to molest me at gun point, I’d offer to hold her weapon for her.”

    Any woman? Are you sure?

  6. Syd B. says:

    Well, I’d shoot that one and if that didn’t work, then I’d shoot myself.

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