Remember, They’re The Professionals (And Only Ones Who Should Be Covered By The 1st Amendment According To The Dick Durbins Of The World)

Fresh from their Exclusive Breaking News coverage of the crew of the Asiana flight we learn (via Ace) that the Professionals in the MSM, in this case USA Today, are maintaining their Gold Plated Standards by quoting upstanding citizen…”Howie Felterbush.”

9 Responses to “Remember, They’re The Professionals (And Only Ones Who Should Be Covered By The 1st Amendment According To The Dick Durbins Of The World)”

  1. Julie says:

    Oh my gosh, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I so needed that today… thanks 🙂

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    I think in the extended version of the interview he went on to quote poetry from “The Yellow River” by noted poet I. P. Daley.

  3. nightfly says:

    Didn’t any of these people watch Bart prank Moe at any time during the past 25 years?

  4. BlackDog says:

    Journalist today makes Homer Simpson look like Enrico Fermi.

  5. David Crawford says:

    I’m sure USA Today is going sue someone over this. They’ll hire the prominent law firm of Dewie, Screwem, and Howe.

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  7. mojo says:

    Still now word from Heywood Jablowme?

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    I just bought some Life Insurance from my good friend Justin Cayce.

  9. BlackDog says:

    I recommend my attorney to review this: Ben Dover.

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