She Never SAW It Coming
Your “Stupid Pet Trick and Bad Pun” for Friday.
Woman injured in sex toy mishap
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
Some people should stick to regular tools.
Some people ARE tools….
…reciprocal saws work better for such things (I’m told).
**winkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore**
June Cleaver to Ward Cleaver:
“Please be gentle on the Beaver”
In my world view a sabre saw and sex toy; never the twain shall meet.Maybe, Waring blender as the Linda Ronstadt song goes, would be okay
Here’s a real simple rule as to how one lives their life:
Can you make a trip to a hospital ER and know you will not become the punchline of a joke that gets told over and over for years after.
So goes life on the cutting edge.
“Carbide tipped, for her pleasure”
Buzz (saw) off!