She Never SAW It Coming

Your “Stupid Pet Trick and Bad Pun” for Friday.

Woman injured in sex toy mishap

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

Some people should stick to regular tools.

9 Responses to “She Never SAW It Coming”

  1. Julie says:

    Some people ARE tools….

  2. leelu says:

    …reciprocal saws work better for such things (I’m told).

  3. tree hugging sister says:


  4. BlackDog says:

    June Cleaver to Ward Cleaver:
    “Please be gentle on the Beaver”

  5. Greg Newsom says:

    In my world view a sabre saw and sex toy; never the twain shall meet.Maybe, Waring blender as the Linda Ronstadt song goes, would be okay

  6. David Crawford says:

    Here’s a real simple rule as to how one lives their life:

    Can you make a trip to a hospital ER and know you will not become the punchline of a joke that gets told over and over for years after.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    So goes life on the cutting edge.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Carbide tipped, for her pleasure”

  9. Tim Bond says:

    Buzz (saw) off!

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