So Far Wonkette’s Edgy “Cleverness”
…has pretty much cost them the farm, lifeblood advertizing dollar-wise.
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Schmaybe pushing back that very first time against Papa John’s wasn’t the smartest public relations move eh-vah, eh? And SCHMAYBE NOT FIRING the fat, insensitive little asshole who thinks picking on a defenseless three year old when he is bereft of anything remotely clever or funny enough in time for his deadline is good enough to call a “day’s work” and collect a paycheck will be reconsidered during the next Wonkette board meeting: perhaps cast as a nominee to the pantheon of “ALL TIME bad editorial executive decisions.”
That is, IF there is a board, providing…IF there IS a Wonkette, WHICH, God willing…they may have taken care of themselves this very day, coupe de gras-wise as far as cash flow.
A quote from “Hunt for Red October” keeps running through my head thinking about these snide douche bags, when a simple, immediate, “You’re right. We fucked up,” could have saved it all.
The end of the movie. Playing chicken with torpedos. Red October ducks. And the Russian helmsman says to his Captain,
“You arrogant ass! You’ve killed US!!!“
The antagonist goes down under the hand of his own hubris.
Classic.
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April 21, 2011 11:22 pm
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Heh heh heh heh heh!
Looks like Wonkette is reliving the days of anal penetration, sans monetary compensation.
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Oh dear.
Coup de grâce.
‘Coupe de gras’ would be a ‘car of liver’.
You need to learn THSese aelfheld. What goes around comes around Wonkette. How ya like them apples?
Betty Crocker has pulled their advertising too; I got a tweet about it yesterday. I sent them a “thank you.”
“Vehicle of bile”
Oooo! I LIKE it!
Now, be quiet or I wake Ebola up to annoy you.
Market forces, baby. It’s a beautiful thing. Almost like….karma.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.