So, I’ve Used “Dog” Myself For Years Now

“She’s a dog”, “he’s a horn dog”, “quit dogging me”, “I’m dog tired”, “dog gone it”…you get the idea. But like this?

…But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was “discriminating” to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.

Never in my wildest imagination. Twisted sort of logic about it, I guess, with dogs, bushes, doggie sex sty…yeesh. Forget it. Won’t go there.

Save the little animals. Trim the bushes.

4 Responses to “So, I’ve Used “Dog” Myself For Years Now”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    “…to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.”
    Sounds like there’s a bit too much wildlife there already.

  2. But I thought gays don’t like bushes.

  3. nightfly says:

    “Dogging” seems an appropriate term. If I caught two people having late night outdoor sex, I’d turn the garden hose on them the same way I would if two dogs tried to have a go on my front lawn.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Maybe they call it ‘dogging’ because one of them plays the Lassie?

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