So, Say You’re An Army DI, Who Gets Handed a Note By a Recruit
Weird enough, eh? That’s nothin’.
Wait’ll you read the note:
Cleverness of the joke at the end not-withstanding, I think they might oughta leave the lad to be an “Army of One”, looking from the OUTSIDE in, capiche?
Fun, Military Thingies | tree hugging sister | 
February 25, 2013 11:38 am
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Methinks that the young lad is destined to wash out of Basic.
If the NCOs are allowed to do their job, that is.
If he’s not all together there, where does that leave me? I don’t get his joke.
Sign him up. Someone has to be the guy who cleans the portable shower units.
I wanna be a Bilbo Baggins…
I wanna live a life of danger…
Sigh. 🙁
But it’s such an ugly dress uniform, Ari… 😛
Syd:
“Door” = “one door”
“Mordor” = “more doors”
“Gondor” = “gone door”
That’s something I would have chortled over back in my college days. During a Saturday night beer blitz.
Skyler, you do have a point there. Just take the firing pin out of his M16.
This guy is already short a firing pin.
Tree Hugging Sister … the Debbil made me do it … I feel so bad, but I just could not resist…a screen caputure of the poor guy 🙁
That’s actually not a bad pun, as puns go. I did some chortling over it…
Put him in special forces – he’ll either flunk or be a hero – who knows?
Hell, Blackdog, he’s short a magazine or three.
Do what they used to do with idiots and nitwits…send than to ranger school or other very rigorous discipline and watch them man up or wash out. In the olden days, before KBR, there was a need for mess pigs.