Sounds Like an Obama (Biz)Czar Position to Me!

A hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are ‘deceptive’.

The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.

The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.

If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.

Oh, gimme some-a-that Old Time Religion!

Exit question: Since the BOOBS are already in Washington, can an Inspector General be far behind?

Swill Salute to Report on Arrakis, via Ace.

7 Responses to “Sounds Like an Obama (Biz)Czar Position to Me!”

  1. Skyler says:

    Yeah, but the feminist movement is not concerned.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    Well, it dovetails nicely with the “burn your bra” ideology, n’est pas?

  3. ricki says:

    And then I suppose the women get put on trial and ultimately stoned to death because they showed their breasts in public…

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well obviously, ricki.

    Damn Jezebels.

  5. Ebola says:

    I’m at least mildly confused, a burqa isn’t deceptive? Since when were they allowed to wear form fitting burqas?!

  6. Yojimbo says:

    This would normally be considered o/t but since it is just for THS.

    David Hasselhoff sang the National Anthem at our UA football game Saturday. This is the second time for him, and we won both times.

    Well, since you asked.:) His daughter is a UA sophmore.

  7. Gary from Jersey says:

    What a cheap way to cop a feel. I swear, guys like them invented strip joints.

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