‘Splain to Me Why

…when Michelle Wie is TWELVE STROKES BEHIND THE LEADERS YET AGAIN

….they waste so much time showing her blow YET another shot. Or finally sinking a par putt.

WhoopdeefuckingDOO.

Like I give a shit about the showboating, “I definately felt like my game was coming together today” loser.

8 Responses to “‘Splain to Me Why

  1. JeffS says:

    Sis, I need a little context here before I can answer your most reasonable question.

    To wit: how many of the sports commentators were male?

    Or, more to the point: were there ANY females even remotely associated with (read “in charge of”) the production of the televising of this golf tournament?

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    About an even number. It’s ridiculous to continue the fantasy that she’s a “phenom” of any description.

    The poor thing might have had a chance at truly being one at one time many years ago, had her father not stage managed her into what could well be unrecoverable mediocrity.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Because Nike invested $30 million in her.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    I had a feeling that might still have some bearing on it…

  5. greg newsom says:

    You’re right Mr Bingley.
    I like that Kreamer or Cramer girl with the pink clothes and nice legs.

  6. JeffS says:

    Oh, well, there goes my male chauvinistic based hypothesis.

    Sounds like Bingley wins under “Capitalism”.

  7. JeffS says:

    And, hey! No more moderation! I’m no longer a “questionable” commenter.

    Not that there ever was any question about me, naturally…

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    Naturally.

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