Suzette’s Opinion Must Carry Greater Weight

…that I suspect even SHE knows, since it appears the errant newlywed snow-coner has scuttled back like a land crab knocked out of a coconut tree.

However: the Daily Mail suggestion to “Get the Look”?


…have to take a pass, k?

7 Responses to “Suzette’s Opinion Must Carry Greater Weight”

  1. Suzette says:

    Well, they look happy, don’t they?

    I suspect some kind of tiered pre-nup is at work here. Like Donald Trump’s but in reverse. When the Donald was married to Marla, her payout increased dramatically if they split up after a certain number of years Lo and behold, the Donald became smitten with someone else immediately before that cutoff and Marla walked away with enough but substantially less than she would have if the marriage went on just a bit longer. Must be the opposite here – MM’s payout grows bigger and bigger the longer they’re together.

    Also, is Chelsea shoplifting that brown mug from whatever coffeehouse she was at?

  2. JeffS says:

    A conditional dowry, Suzette? I thought those went out of style long ago.


  3. Suzette says:

    Jeff, I’m amazed at the things you know about.

  4. spot says:

    This is kind of by-the-by, but have you noticed how the UK Mail keeps referring to Chelsea’s hubby as “the son of former Republicans Ed Mezvinsky and Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky” and then makes sure to mention that “former Republican Ed Mezvinsky” is a convicted crim & jailbird?

    They’ve done it more than once, despite being schooled.

    Who feeds them these plastic turkeys?

  5. JeffS says:

    It comes from associating with THS, Suzette. The desire to acquire knowledge, I mean……

  6. major dad says:

    I’m sorry but Chelsea is a dog, always been a dog…

  7. Gary from Jersey says:

    Her ol’ man shook down a lot of people to pay for that wedding. I wonder if they want their money back.

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