Tax Evader Payer Reports For Duty

You’re a shining example to us all, Lurch

BOSTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) – Sen. John Kerry has told the Massachusetts Department of Revenue he will pay all the taxes due on his new $7 million yacht despite basing the vessel in tax-free Rhode Island .

In a statement Tuesday to The Associated Press, the Democrat said, “The payment is being made promptly.”

He was Swift Yachted!

In his statement, Kerry says, “Whether owed or not, we intend to pay the equivalent taxes as if the boat’s home-port were currently in Massachusetts.”

As if.

7 Responses to “Tax Evader Payer Reports For Duty”

  1. Skyler says:

    And then he threw his tax assessment over the governor’s gate.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    “Whether owed or not.”

    B.A.R.F.

  3. JeffS says:

    And to think almost half the country actually voted for this cretin as President. That the great state of Taxachussetts routinely re-elects him to the Senate speaks poorly of them.

  4. nightfly says:

    I amuse myself with the mental image of Scott Brown, dressed as Al Czervik, accindentally dropping an anchor through the deck of Kerry’s yacht.

    How ’bout a Fresca, Senator Kerry?

  5. mojo says:

    “Whether owed or not”

    Well, which is it? Surely all those tax-figuring flunkies you and the Mrs. employ have some idea?

    What a putz.

  6. Gunslinger says:

    “we intend to pay the equivalent taxes as if the boat’s home-port were currently in Massachusetts.”

    What are the odds that the effort will fall short of the intentions?

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