Thanks to major dad and a HUGELY PISSY BINGLEY, We Have an Update on the Gauguin “Two Tahitian Women” Attacker
Why, she’s the mayor of Crazy Town!
Gauguin Attacker Angered By “Very Homosexual” Art
Suspect told cops she was from CIA with “a radio in my head”…Suspect Susan Burns, who turned 53 Friday, also said that the Gauguin painting “Two Tahitian Women,” which is pictured at right and valued at $80 million, is “very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned,” according to a criminal complaint filed in D.C. Superior Court. “I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you,” added Burns, who lives in Alexandria, Virginia.
Man, you can get away with just about anything if you have a radio in your head.
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April 5, 2011 8:35 am
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Well, I have a radio in my head, and I can’t get away with anything.
Darned CIA implants. I want my money back!
Thanks to major dad?
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Oh. How weird I should ignore you. Must have been the music…
Why should today be any different from the past 47 years.
Here, let me give you a nice frosty glass of Mull-Soy.
So that’s what happened. Obama owns GM. GM puts XM in its cars. We get a Volvo and haven’t wrecked a Gauguin all week. Now about that Picasso…
Tin foil cleanup on Isle 5.
If she hasn’t paid her taxes, I know some people that are looking for individuals with just these ah, impeccable credentials.
Just for the record, I would never wreck lesbian art.
This whole thing could’ve been avoided if someone had just given her a darn iPod.