That Wouldn’t Have Been My First Guess

Body Found at SoCal Mansion May Be Suicide

…after reading this.

The girlfriend of a pharmaceutical company executive was found dead at a historic California mansion, her nude body hanging from a rope on a second-floor balcony with her hands tied behind her back and her feet bound.

But it could be because, since I’m not especially coordinated, I just can’t visualize pulling that off.

8 Responses to “That Wouldn’t Have Been My First Guess”

  1. mojo says:

    “An obvious suicide – he shot himself in the back of the head six times.”

  2. Syd B. says:

    It reminds me of the time that some kids found a human hand sticking up through the dirt in a freshly dug grave in a park. The headlines in the paper the next day read, “Foul Play Ruled Out.


  3. major dad says:

    Tying your own hands behind your back? Yeah that’s easy to do.

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    The Onion wrote this, right?

  5. Skyler says:

    And her six year old son was found half dead with no pulse and not breathing at the bottom of the stairs just two days prior.

    Something is wrong in that family.

  6. Yojimbo says:

    Well that’s just too judgmental, Skyler especially after that thread a few weeks ago about the woman in Florida or New Jersey who banged her head on the table and then beat herself to death. And then we had the story about the girl in Tucson whose father mistakenly kept running over her with his SUV, over and over and over. These things just happen sometimes.

  7. Mockingbird says:

    I’ll bet she did it with an overdose of pills.

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    All toxicology bets are off.

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