The End of the World As We Know It: When “I Fart in Your General Direction”

turns felonious.

…During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a “very strong” odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.

4 Responses to “The End of the World As We Know It: When “I Fart in Your General Direction””

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I’ll have to pass this amongst my family. Just in case, you understand.

  2. Julie says:

    Oh my gosh… my dog is in serious trouble if the cops ever stop him…

  3. Skyler says:

    Frivolous. Passing gas is not an offense in any jurisdiction I know of.

  4. Kate P says:

    That’s an element of sibling warfare in my family. I could’ve pressed charges?

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