The Science Is Settled

Really. It is.

Oh sure, we haven’t quite figured out how to work clouds into all of our high-falutin’ computer models. And sure, even if we did our temperature data sets have gaps that would make Rose Mary Woods proud. Oh and yes all the “independent” data sets are in fact all based on the same “corrected” data set. And, no, we really haven’t figured out how to work that thing called “the sun” into these models either. Or the effect of the weakening of the earth’s magnetic field, either.

But really, no matter.

It’s settled, you denier.

5 Responses to “The Science Is Settled”

  1. JeffS says:

    It sounds like most of the NASA “scientists” are just button sorters and bottle washers.

  2. Teresa says:

    It’s settled because they said so – you know, just like our moms used to say. Also because that gets them more money. (but we aren’t supposed to talk about that…) we’re just supposed to hand over the cash and do whatever they say.


    Sounds more like highway robbery to me…

  3. don says:

    Does it mean that they really don’t have the answers, and we are not allowed to ask the questions?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    That’s about as concise a summation as I’ve seen, don.

  5. Kate P says:

    Well, hey, if the science is settled, then I guess I won’t need to weed those sections of my library anymore. What a timesaver that’s gonna be!

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