To Quote Bill Paxton in “Aliens”

(As the White House seems to be relying on James Cameron’s “expertise” anyway.)

“Well, whoop dee fucking doo.”

President Obama goes one-on-one with Larry King Thursday night to talk about the oil spill, economic turmoil and war. Don’t miss the president on “Larry King Live,” 9 p.m. ET tonight only on CNN.

One-on-one. MANO a MANO with the always DANGEROUS cage fighter that IS…LARRY “the SUCK UP” King.

Kee-RYST. Takes chances, puts all his righteous RAGE and FRUSTRATION and OUTRAGEOUS OUTRAGE, PLUG THE DAMN ASSHOLEYNESS DAMNED PLUGGED HOLENESS right on the line, our President does, does he not? If I could stand to watch, I would stare until I saw a clench-ed jaw, to ascertain myself of his enragedly outraged outrage. But I can’t stomach the thought of watching, so you do it for me. Email if you see clenching.

I don’t want to use the “Game over, man” line as we’re still ON LV-426 at the moment. Obama’s our version of a wormy, verminous little Burke, Carter J./Lt. Gorman hybrid and it’s not safe to go to sleep, nor nuke the site from orbit.

Just yet.

3 Responses to “To Quote Bill Paxton in “Aliens””

  1. Gunslinger says:

    I guess Barbara Walters wasn’t available for the royal tongue bathing.

  2. JeffS says:

    I guess His Obamaness wanted some quality time with a real a$$ kisser like Larry.

  3. ricki says:

    Would someone kindly explain to me why James Cameron – a movie director – is being consulted, and yet petroleum geologists and engineers who want to propose ideas on dealing with this mess are brushed aside?

    I mean, I know, it’s more FUN to bring in someone who’s famous and given to making big pronouncements than someone who has actually, you know, done research on this stuff, but still.

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