TODAY The Fishwrap Want Ads Contained PROOF Positive

…there is a God.

Seeking an experienced general manager for
a new Dunkin’ Donuts location in Pensacola, FL that is scheduled to open soon.
Previous QSR management experience/travel for training/immediate availability-all required. Send resume with references to [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]

Cue maniacal laughter…

Oh, Heaven’s just a sin away,
Oh, oh, just a sin away.
I can’t wait another day,
I think I’m givin’ in!

7 Responses to “TODAY The Fishwrap Want Ads Contained PROOF Positive”

  1. Skyler says:

    Man, that’s even better than Norm from “Cheers” getting the beer tasting job.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    No lie, Skyler. I comPLETEly know where Gollum’s coming from…

  3. nightfly says:

    I’d add a jogging regimen, Ms. Sister… or to be more precise, I’d augment whatever regimen you already pursue.

    PS – and if you DO ever pry yourself away from DD to visit the Bingster, I will come through on my long-standing creme puff pledge. Honest.

  4. Cullen says:

    Now you need a Daylight Donuts.

  5. tree hugging sister says:

    Don’t need to job, Diptera, since I can’t. Stop. HAPPY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Gary from Jersey says:

    Let’s see how many resumes they get from Arizona, then we’ll talk about a recovery.

  7. JeffS says:

    Need any references for your application, Sis? I’ll be glad to help you get your dream job.

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