Today’s “Gotcha!” Moment

…courtesy of the Mirror.

…Two boozed-up yobs who picked on a pair of drag queens got a shock when the men turned out to be cagefighters out on a fancy dress stag night.

…One of the cagefighters then bent over the pair and picked up his handbag before calmly walking away.

Bingley will shortly be investigating this notion of “fancy dress stag night” as a fundraising event for his gubernatorial campaign.

8 Responses to “Today’s “Gotcha!” Moment”

  1. JeffS says:

    Wouldn’t Bingley be wearing a kilt instead of a dress?

  2. mojo says:

    “Sorry, sir, but we had a report of a really ugly woman in the park strangling a cat.”

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    No, because your purse is on your belt when you wear a kilt.

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    ai don’t care if Mr. B shaves everything, including the cat. He’s never gonna make to Project Runway drinking vin du box.

    Designer colostomy bags, now maybe he’s got a shot.

  5. tree hugging sister says:

    I’m curious, Gary, but not enough to ask “in what FASHION”.


  6. Gary from Jersey says:

    Fall, of course. A plaid colostomy bag over a kilt would be just fierce.

  7. ricki says:

    “the men turned out to be cagefighters out on a fancy dress stag night”

    HA! Gives a person hope for the world, it does.

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