Tweet of the Day

You know some fools stole TOTUS, right? They’re FOOLS because they couldn’t do us all a favor and either KEEP the damn thing, or DUMP IT IN THE RIVER. Instead, apparently they freaked when they realized what the score IN the truck was and…

…They [“sources”] topld NBC12 around 12:30 Monday afternoon that truck was recovered in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express near the airport and hotel staff confirm police activity. One guest we spoke with said he saw various law enforcement agencies examining a white box truck parked there.

…hence, our “TotD” from FoxNewsRadio reorter Todd Starnes (a helluva guy you should follow):


Cops find stolen TOTUS at Holiday Inn. TOTUS replied: “I may not be POTUS, but I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

Just brilliant.

8 Responses to “Tweet of the Day”

  1. nightfly says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA… my new favorite person.

  2. aelfheld says:

    Did they freak because they figured out what they’d stolen or did they freak because they turned it on and read the tripe on it?

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    Shoulda happened years ago, right after that grammar school incident.

  4. Syd B; says:

    When told of the theft, the President said, “I’m speechless!”

  5. Dr Alice says:

    Checked out Todd Starnes on Twitter – he’s a scream! Thanks for the tip!

  6. Greg Newson says:

    It’s probably Twickers.There
    are of millions and millions of young white males very intelligent and addicted to speed.They have no job or future but can raise Cain and
    cause extreme chaos.They are a problem in Oregon,Washingston, and it looks like Virginia.
    Like that Oaklahoma City guy,Timothy McVeigh,these crazy white guys are able.The Arabs with plastic explosives in their underwear are too stupid to be dangerous.
    Sorry but, true again…

  7. Syd B. says:


  8. JeffS says:

    Greg, I live in Washington, not far from Oregon, and there aren’t “millions and millions of young white males very intelligent and addicted to speed.” Unemployment sucks, but I am not seeing very many who “…can raise Cain and cause extreme chaos.”

    So, to echo Syd: Huh?

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