“We Got Money”

“…but it ain’t dat money!”

BREAKING NEWS: JPMorgan Says It Is Holding MF Money But It’s Not the ‘Missing Money’

UPDATE: Hahaha! No they’re not.
“We got nuttin’!”

JPMorgan Denies Holding Missing MF Global Funds

4 Responses to ““We Got Money””

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   November 4, 2011 at 2:55 pm

   Well duh, if they have it it ain’t missing, now is it?

   Don’t you understand High Finance?

2. Yojimbo says:

   November 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm

   All the hanging chads in those accounts say “it’s not their money”.

3. JeffS says:

   November 4, 2011 at 5:58 pm

   Well, just to be sure things don’t get confused, I’ll hold the money. Feel free to send it by PayPal.

4. Mockingbird says:

   November 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

   Maybe pirates stole it!
   Maybe it’s in The Bank of Miami, acct,#:666!
   Maybe it’s in Corzine’s back pocket!