“We Got Money”

“…but it ain’t dat money!”

BREAKING NEWS: JPMorgan Says It Is Holding MF Money But It’s Not the ‘Missing Money’

UPDATE: Hahaha! No they’re not.
“We got nuttin’!”

JPMorgan Denies Holding Missing MF Global Funds

4 Responses to ““We Got Money””

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well duh, if they have it it ain’t missing, now is it?

    Don’t you understand High Finance?

  2. Yojimbo says:

    All the hanging chads in those accounts say “it’s not their money”.

  3. JeffS says:

    Well, just to be sure things don’t get confused, I’ll hold the money. Feel free to send it by PayPal.

  4. Mockingbird says:

    Maybe pirates stole it!
    Maybe it’s in The Bank of Miami, acct,#:666!
    Maybe it’s in Corzine’s back pocket!

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