When In a Pissy Mood, Use This to Smite Someone in the Best, Old Fashioned Way

Presenting the Luther Insult Generator.

Try it. You won’t be sorry.

See how your spirit here walks on eggs, how you twist and turn, how you talk as if you had mush in your mouth and mumble like a half-dead, despairing person.


Are you ignorant of what it means to be ignorant?

8 Responses to “When In a Pissy Mood, Use This to Smite Someone in the Best, Old Fashioned Way”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    “You live like Epicureans and sows. So the fat is in the fire!”

    Bookmarked that site. Great find!

  2. Greg Newsom says:

    Me thinks he had a bad attitude.
    Probably drove a BMW, or the horse- drawn equivalent.Don Rickles would be proud.I miss Don……

  3. BlackDog says:

    Maybe Don was the reincarnation of Luther. Karma. Protestant turns Jew. BHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  4. JeffS says:

    You should not write a book before you have heard an old sow fart; and then you should open your jaws with awe, saying, “Thank you, lovely nightingale, that is just the text for me!”


  5. currently says:

    Great site for a grumpy guy like me.

    I shall memorize (or bookmark) these quotes and use them when needed.

  6. aelfheld says:

    I have a fondness for the Shakespearean Insulter.

  7. tree hugging sister says:

    Did I make you smile, currently…?

  8. c says:


    I would say this site you suggested made me giggle and snort (GAS?).

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