Where America Spanks
Where will I get those stocking-stuffers now?
Think of Sears, and chances are Craftsman tools and sturdy children’s clothing will come to mind. “Fifty Shades of Grey,” probably not so much.
But the venerable retail chain had been offering bondage accessories on its website via a third-party vendor, ranging from a “leather adjustable harness” ($34.39) to a “leather collar with O ring” ($19.99).
And now they’ve yanked them from the site.
Did they come with a lifetime warranty?
“The Softer Side of Sears”… eh, not so much.
DANG IT Alice, I just knew there was a Sears ad phrase out there I was missing!