While I Applaud Their Obviously Successful Business Model

…I HATESES IT.

HATESES, HATESES, HATESES IT!!!!

In-N-Out’s Billionaire Heiress Explains Why Her Burger Joints Haven’t Expanded All Over America

Much to the chagrin of East Coasters, the folks at the helm of In-N-Out Burger haven’t expanded the chain all the way across America.

Why’s that?

The Orange Country Register managed to get a rare interview with with Lynsi Torres the 30-year-old owner and president of In-N-Out.

Oh, my Banglacola Kingdom for a Double-Double with grilled onions and CHEESE!!!

And a chocolate shake, of course.

6 Responses to “While I Applaud Their Obviously Successful Business Model”

1. mojo says:

   February 26, 2013 at 2:27 pm

   Eat your hearts (un-hardened arteries and all) out, east coasters…

2. leelu says:

   February 26, 2013 at 4:33 pm

   5 Guys is a close approximation. Better fries, but no shakes.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   February 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm

   5 Guys es muy yummo!

4. JeffS says:

   February 26, 2013 at 7:15 pm

   All those seafood joints in Bangacola, and you’re complaining about not being able to harden your arteries with beef?

5. Julie says:

   February 26, 2013 at 8:05 pm

   I know, Sis. The closest one to me is in (ptooie) DFW. 🙁 Sux.

6. kcruella says:

   February 26, 2013 at 10:40 pm

   A Smashburger just opened here and I think it’s better than 5 Guys. And they have shakes