Why Are They So Crotchety?
The poor gal is giving her all for the contest
Miss Universe officials have a message for Catalina Robayo, Colombia’s entry into Monday’s contest: Don’t forget to wear underwear.
Robayo, one of 89 beauties from around the world competing to win the Donald Trump-owned contest, has been reprimanded for making appearance in tiny skirts – with no panties.
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September 9, 2011 3:24 pm
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That’s really hitting below the belt, y’know?
The naked truth exposed. Film at 11 … on Cinemax.
That goes directly against the Sweet Potato Queen rules:
1. Always wear your crown.
2. Never wear panties.
And the problem with this is what, exactly?
Especially in a Trump contest.
Maybe they were stolen, like in that “Dance Challenge” skit on “The Tracey Ullman Show.” (Which if you haven’t seen, do look up and watch. Hilarious.)
Jeez, what a stupid bunch of berks doing the PR for this contest. What you actually do, in order to goose the ratings, is let out the word that Miss Columbia may, just may, go commando. The male viewership would go through the roof. Now why should an accounting type have to tell those dumb-ass marketing types how to do their stupid jobs?
Perhaps Donald Trump could lend Miss Columbia one of his hairpieces to cover up. Ummm that might be a little bit too symbolic or something.
Video?
Well, the President did call on Congress to pass the Columbia Free Trade Agreement.
No, I don’t know what that means but thank you,in advance, for asking.