“Why Are You Carrying a Weasel?”

“It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten!”

That really was the punch line.

9 Responses to ““Why Are You Carrying a Weasel?””

1. Dave E. says:

   June 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm

   So is it never bring a fist to a marten fight or the other way around?

2. mojo says:

   June 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm

   Weasel? Marten?

   Like it matters.

3. Mike Talley says:

   June 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

   I tell ya what, the crazies are getting mighty technical these days

4. nightfly says:

   June 9, 2011 at 3:49 pm

   Glad the reporter ferreted out the truth.

5. David Crawford says:

   June 9, 2011 at 4:07 pm

   Noitice the byline, whcih shows this happened in Hoquiam, Washington. You gotta understand that’s down in Grays Harbor County, our states own little version of Appalachia. (The initial immigrants to Grays Harbor were what was bascilly Finnish hillbillies. They needed strong backs, but none too bright, to work in the woods cutting trees.)

6. David Crawford says:

   June 9, 2011 at 4:08 pm

   “basically”, sheesh, even a Finnish hillbilly knows how to spell that.

7. tree hugging sister says:

   June 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm

   Well, I HOPE you’re finnish by now.

8. Dr Alice says:

   June 9, 2011 at 7:29 pm

   “Weasel ‘er? I ‘ardly…” oh never mind.

9. aelfheld says:

   June 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm

   Drive-by ‘martenizing’?