Why Mothers Choke Their Teenage Sons: When She’s at Work and You’re IN the Storm Cellar

…don’t be sticking your cell phones through the door handle openings.

You’re supposed to be as far away from that little door as you can get, numbnuts.

3 Responses to “Why Mothers Choke Their Teenage Sons: When She’s at Work and You’re IN the Storm Cellar”

1. John says:

   May 26, 2013 at 1:39 pm

   Shit, I’d still do that now at north of 40. I mean, I just accepted an offer to run a seminar in Israel. The wife ain’t too happy about that, but I said: hey at least it’s Jerusalem and not Damascus, right?

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   May 26, 2013 at 2:06 pm

   I probably would too…

3. tree hugging sister says:

   May 26, 2013 at 4:52 pm

   Yes, John, that has “Right?” written all OVER it…you GOOBER.