Your Tax Dollars

…wants to stay at work.

Weiner can’t afford to quit the DC day job

Even if scandal-stained Rep. Anthony Weiner didn’t want to stay in office, he needs to stay in office.

Unlike many of his peers in the House, Weiner doesn’t have a business or even a law degree to fall back on.

Common sense says, like most most Americans in these unsettled times, Congressman Weiner should have KNOWN his limitations job-wise and done everything possible to ensure he kept his current position. Wouldn’t you think? If he was a smart as…all that and he thinks he is, right?

But I guess he’s NOT as smart as all that, and HOW he figures he should get to stay in a $156+ a year job after doing something (with what’s looking like a 17 year old sweet thing, if Patterico’s right…) would get any garbageman in Bagdad, FL, fired in a frickin’ heartbeat?!

Force the bum out.

He can always take advantage of the myraid re-training opportunities available in the “Green Jobs” industry/weatherization programs the Obama Administration has planned to revitalize our lagging economy during this tsunami, Libya, Texas wildfires, Chicago not getting the Olympics, George Bush “rough patch” we’ve encountered. It’s SO rough that even one of the almost completely, but not quite, repaid taxpayer bailout loans resurrected American auto industry (but 85% owned by a foreign corporation) success stories company Chrysler’s vaunted Jeeps would have difficulty transporting small children over the hump, as Teh Present noted during his recent droning at said factory.

But WEATHERIZATION will see us through.

Think “stripping”, Weiner, without a nubile teenager involved or a camera at your crotch.

It’s “teh future”.

9 Responses to “Your Tax Dollars”

  1. nightfly says:

    The bailouts of the auto industry got us over the hump the same way Obama’s limo got him over that hump in England.


  2. major dad says:

    I believe if he holds out and just doesn’t run again the POS will get a pension. Nice one too.

  3. JeffS says:

    Butbutbutbutbutbutbut Huma is PREGNANT!!!!1111!!!!!eleventy1111!!!! Think of the BABY!

    /leftie mode

    This tool is just a professional politician. Probably never did anything else, including flipping burgers. Which I wouldn’t want him to do, since people would be EATING them. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

  4. Dave E. says:

    Jeff-Yep, he has never held a real job. Aide to then-Rep. Chuckles Schumer, city council, House of Representatives. Even if he did have some qualifications, who would hire a 46-year-old-man who needs to have parental controls on his PC?

  5. mojo says:

    Aw, gee, I’m gettin’ all teary-eyed here over the poor man’s troubles.

  6. Fausta says:


  7. JeffS says:

    Mayhaps Taco Bell, Fausta?

  8. Jim - PRS says:

    I wouldn’t hire him to shovel shit.

  9. tree hugging sister says:

    Well, Jim…unless he resigns, that’s exactly what you’re paying for.

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