Well, If Pyongyang Thinks He’s Scum…

Then Bolton’s got my vote.

4 Responses to “Well, If Pyongyang Thinks He’s Scum…”

1. Crusader says:

   March 18, 2005 at 3:13 pm

   That just clinches it. He’s got my vote!

2. Gunslinger says:

   March 18, 2005 at 5:55 pm

   The way Bolton’s name makes the entire UN wince tells me he’s the right fellow for the job.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   March 18, 2005 at 6:17 pm

   Well, his name makes me wince because it brings up memories of another guy named Bolton trying to sing Nessun Dorma.

4. Gunslinger says:

   March 19, 2005 at 12:17 pm

   ROFLMAO!
   Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
   Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
   Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name.
   Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
   Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
   Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.