Category: Politics

Another Potential International Embarrassment

THIS should be a laugh riot.

I can hear Puddin’ Head now:

“But you said Brussel SPROUTS! I KNOW you did! Who are these people anyway?”

He Got WWIII Started

So?

It’s off to La Dee Da DELAWARE!!

Y’all have a great weekend!

Never Forget

This is the very first thing Joe Biden CRUSHED with executive orders. And ever since.

The VERY. FIRST. THING.

Ukraine/Russia isn’t making gas $6+gal.

JOE BIDEN IS.

Y’All DO See Where This Is Going

BIDEN didn’t do any of this inflation/gas prices/shortages/ad nauseum stuff.

“PUTIN DID IT TO YOU!!!!”

The RUSSIANS did it to you.

Russia, Russia, Russia, and the media is running with it like the good toadies they are.

Ukraine isn’t “spilling over” into the U.S. economy. Our economy was already swirling the bowl long before President Puddin’ Head ginned up this cover for his malfeasance, ineptitude, dementia, and his family’s criminal ties to Ukraine.

The RUSSIANS did it to you. UKRAINE did it to you.

Yeah.

NO.

BIDEN VOTERS did it to you, and don’t you forget it.

The Most Important Point

Don’t let them spin this whenever they get around to panicked deflection because they can’t bury it any longer.

#HillaryKnew

LURVES Me Some Winsome

LORD, she’s a national treasure!

We Have Top People on It

WWIII is imminent.?? President Biden is chasing ice cream cones at Camp David – whaterya gonna do – but thank GOD SecState Winken Blinken Nod is on the job, saving the WORLD in…Fiji.

I shit you not.

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has arrived in Fiji for the second leg of his Pacific diplomacy tour.

Mr Blinken was greeted by Fiji’s acting Prime Minister upon arrival.

The aim of the tour is reportedly to strengthen America’s interests in Asia with an intent to push back against increasing Chinese assertiveness in the region.

Hardest non-working bunch of fuck-ups I’ve ever seen.

Dr. Alice pointed out to me that, clearly, he was negotiating a water deal.

However, we all know Clearly is Canadian. Says so right on the bottle.

Unless, of course, mean terrorist #freedom truckers wouldn’t let him across the bridge, so he had to fly to the next closest water source. Blinken is light on his feet that way.

Your Tax Dollars at Work

Paying off mismanaged Blue State deficits.

“Ok. Thanks to @SenSchumer NYS budget deficit for this year is…..Zero, nada, niete, zilch (NY terms),” Schumer spokesman Angelo Roefaro tweeted.

The American Rescue Plan provides state government coffers with $12.6 billion in unrestricted aid, a measure championed by Schumer, the New York senior senator. The measure passed the Senate in a 50-49 vote and is expected to clear the Democratic-led House of Representatives on Tuesday and delivered to President Biden for approval.

Asked if the geyser of pandemic relief eliminates the needs for tax hikes or spending cuts, Roefaro told The Post, “the statement speaks for itself.”

And all this time you thought it was “COVID relief,” you silly, trusting person.

A “GEYSER” of YOUR MONEY for New York. NEW effing YORK.

Anybody REALLY mad yet?

UPDATE: But WAIT!! THERE’S MORE!!

We get to pay for shithole San Francisco, too!!

Suzette Nails It

“Please may I have my pudding now?”

When You Shoot Yourself in the Foot

Democrats have passed a complete abomination, and Leftists are rushing to defend it.

Although the concept and rhetoric is earnest and high flown, they’re not really thinking it through when they do…

It seems to…”circle back,” shall we say…and bite them.

UPDATE: *sigh*

I’m going to call this “A Progressive Tragedy in Three Movements.”

*cue sad music

How Bad Off Is Joe Biden?

We used to call THIS

…”getting the YANK.”

Confidence inspiring, no?

No.

Oh Somehow I Don’t Think This Is The First Time

Hillary has written quite a lot of fiction before.

But, hey, at this point what does it matter?

And, JUST LIKE THAT?

They’re not cruel, Trump “CAGES” anymore.

CAGES?! Why, no. No, they’re not.”

In fact, it’s pretty magical, if you ask me.

You know. How the #rulez change.

And then we all pretend they didn’t.

Truer Words

All Our Todays Have Blue-Checked Fools

and tweets by idiots

Google “Best Governor”

Bet it comes up RON DESANTIS.

Who would be my governor, here in the great state of Florida.

What’s he done now? Besides letting us LIVE OUR LIVES in the age of Pandemic Porn and Democratic Dictatorial Darkness?

Just issued some recommendations that may be setting the Lords of the Valley back on their censorial heels a bit, that’s all. They’re going to call it the “Transparency in Technology Act,” and it’s being characterized as “Ron DeSantis declares war on ‘big tech cartel’.” I like the sound of that.

The Governor, addressing reporters at the State Capitol after Tuesday’s Cabinet meeting, blasted the “monopoly of communications platforms” that “monitor and control” Floridians.

Among the proposals the Governor outlined were the following: requiring notice of change of terms of services; preventing platforms from rapidly changing standards; allowing people to opt out of content algorithms; $100,000 daily fines for “deplatforming” candidates for office; and creating a “cause of action” pathway for legal action, either from the Attorney General or private citizens under the guise of deceptive and unfair practices.

The moves to “protect privacy” from the expanding powers of Big Tech are necessary because the system is rigged, the Governor asserted.

Twitter, Facebook, and other platforms have “changed from neutral platforms to enforcers of preferred narratives,” DeSantis said.

Gotta start somewhere, right? And it’s particularly delicious that the Left’s favorite governor is going to be the one to throw the first gauntlet down.

Governor DeSantis explained his thinking on Tucker Carlson’s last night. It was GREAT.

Not like they don’t already have the pitchfork and torches out for this guy, so have at it. We love him.

UPDATE: ERMAGERD, loving him even MORE after watching THIS:

Gimme a break. Don’t whiz on my leg, and try to tell me it’s raining.

“But We Didn’t Think You MEANT It!”

In the continuing saga of “Go woke, go broke,” Democratic Blue New Mexico leaders are shockedSHOCKED?, mind you- to find out old daft Joe wasn’t pulling their finger about fracking.

“…Some New Mexico officials are now trying to defend themselves by saying they didn’t anticipate the new President would issue such a ban, but such protests ring rather hollow given that they most assuredly did understand that Biden plans to move ahead with his fracking ban, which would for all intents and purposes have the same effect….”

“…[T]he reality is that [New Mexico’s Democratic Governor, Michelle Lujan Grisham] and her administration can strive to “diversify” the state’s energy portfolio all they want, but the state will still lose hundreds of millions of dollars every year should the Biden administration succeed in shutting down her state’s oil and gas business.

To be clear: Neither the state nor the federal government collects any royalties on solar installations or wind farms. There is no severance tax to be collected from those alternative forms of energy with which to fund the state’s schools or hospitals, or to sustain the free in-state college tuition program Lujan herself established in 2019 thanks to New Mexico’s new Permian/Delaware Basin windfall….”

Paging Capt Renault!

SHOCKED!!!

Damn if I don’t feel a derisive snicker coming on.

I suppose that would make it a “snort.”

Words You Won’t Hear In DC Next Week

“With malice toward none with charity for all with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right let us strive on to finish the work we are in to bind up the nation’s wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan ~ to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.”

Blow Me. Next?

Macy’s window.

My ass.

Your lips, Dr. Fauci

Fauci, speaking on Thursday at Washington National Cathedral with other top health experts on the pandemic, noted that it is a bit unfair to compare the United States’ coronavirus response with other countries. The United States isn’t an island with five million people that can easily be shut down, he notes. So suppressing and controlling the virus is a lot more of a challenge.

“I was talking with my U.K. colleagues who are saying the U.K. is similar to where we are now, because each of our countries have that independent spirit,” he said on stage. “I can understand that, but now is the time to do what you’re told.

Must See TV

Trump’s “blistering” Mt Rushmore speech…

…and the transcript:

http://americandigest.org/at-rushmore-no-other-place/

I Do Not Think This Chart

…shows what they THINK it shows…

The Ad Writes Itself

From the Senate Republican Conference

Impeachment’s Over, But

…tomorrow is another Democratic day.

If you haven’t seen this snappy little video, it’s hilarious. Makes your toes tap, it does. SOUND UP!

Rip Tide

 I was trying to find one page with truth on it.

I couldn’t.

The Rulez Are Different for Democrats

They can’t tell me it’s not true.

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