Oh Somehow I Don’t Think This Is The First Time
Hillary has written quite a lot of fiction before.
But, hey, at this point what does it matter?
Hillary has written quite a lot of fiction before.
But, hey, at this point what does it matter?
A happy Robert Burns Night to my fellow Scots (Clan MacEwan, Barony of Otter here), and those who wish they could be!
In a bit of a quandary, as I’d like to celebrate in more than spirit, BUT. I’m nae a Scotch drinker, and, perusing traditional, haggis-free Scottish side dish recipes, I find they’re all just as loathsome and bland as the food was when I spent ten days rambling around the homeland of my ancestors and my own heart.
God help me, I love it all, but they can’t cook for shit.
However YOU celebrate, a wonderful evening to you, and lang may yer lum reek!
“Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.”
The Squid Terrorist decided we needed to get going installing the fortress battlements between the houses (also known as: new, IMPROVED, ‘try knocking THIS down, you hurricanes, you‘ fence).
Then major dad worked his magic over an oak fire for a perfect Santa Maria tri-tip Sunday supper.
NOW it can it rain.
An Idaho Falls man and two others were in hot water after being found with cooking pots and two chickens in a thermal area of Yellowstone National Park.
A ranger received reports on Aug. 7 that a group was hiking toward Shoshone Geyser Basin with cooking pots, a park spokeswoman told EastIdahoNews.com Friday. The ranger responded and discovered two whole chickens in a burlap sack sitting in a hot spring with a cooking pot nearby.
Another year gone, and more wisdom gained.
You are our inspiration, our intellectual leader, and our idol.
Never change.
Not sure this was *quite* the phrase you wanted
“No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger, other than self-defense and that rarely ever occurs,” he said. “So we have to just change the culture. Period.”
Then he maybe took it too far, adding, “And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it,” making matching punching motions with his fist.
So I’m walking back to my office and I see a young lady doing a slow, writhey sort of dance in front of the Old Federal Reserve building on Wall Street, right below the statue of George Washington.
I noticed that she had a large cardboard sign that says “capitalism is killing me.”
Everyone else seemed to only notice the fact that she was topless (and lacking tan lines).
Who knew capitalism targeted shirts first?
I’m thinking that leaving rice cookers in a subway station is the least of his problems
According to police in West Virginia, Griffin was charged in 2017 for showing a video to a minor that involved him having sex with a chicken. The case is still pending.
You know, every now and then you read one of those sentences that you just could never imagine reading.
I have an alibi.
[slurp]
And if I don’t, I’ll invent one:
A Florida seafood company is less than happy that someone decided to loot its oysters. So they’re offering a reward for information that leads to an arrest and conviction.
On Tuesday, Pensacola Bay Oyster Co. learned that 17,000 oysters were stolen from its East Bay property, according to a Pensacola Oyster instagram post.
(it’s behind an Aussie paywall) but with a headline like this, I really don’t need to:
“Traumatic effect of beheading on boy who hid in house”
Thanks to Ace, I will say up front I feel very sorry for this guy’s kids, it’s horrible what he’s put them through, but sweet baby Jeebus I swear it’s impossible to read through this without laughing out loud several times:
“The Most Gullible Man in Cambridge A Harvard Law professor who teaches a class on judgment wouldn’t seem like an obvious mark, would he? “
It is excellent. Go see it.
That is all, for it’s beer and burger time now.
Well lookee here
Electric vehicles in Germany account for more CO2 emissions than diesel ones, according to a study by German scientists.
When CO2 emissions linked to the production of batteries and the German energy mix – in which coal still plays an important role – are taken into consideration, electric vehicles emit 11% to 28% more than their diesel counterparts, according to the study, presented on Wednesday at the Ifo Institute in Munich.
The Gods have finally smiled upon us
Courtesy of MSN, here’s a little historical tidbit that I’ll bet you didn’t know:
General McClellan and Union forces won the Siege of Yorktown in 1862 to win the Revolutionary war!
Boy, that Lincoln guy just didn’t give George all the credit he deserved…
Update: Here’s the link https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/today-in-history-april-5/ss-BBVmP8p?ocid=spartanntp#image=3
On Slide 10 they have Howard Hughes…dying in a plane crash?
Dare I say “Fake News”?