Perhaps It’s “Fi-Dough” or “A Little Something I Whipped Up In the Lab”
#ObamaDogRecipes is trending hotter than an open bag o’ Beggin’ Strips on Twitter right now and these were my entries. WHY, you ask?
Well, like that ancient story about Mitt Romney’s much loved Seamus and his car carrier vacation trip atop the station wagon, somebody who LOVES to repeatedly bring that very story up now has his OWN canine tail tale that’s (howyousay) awkward…
“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”
Yep, that’s Barack Obama, writing about his childhood with his stepfather Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, from Chapter Two of his bestseller Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.
…Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself, libs. Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth. And whenever you bring up the one, we’re going to bring up the other.
Another great Tweet tonight:
“Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.”
Bring it on, Barry.
And dammit, I just had to school Axelrod when he attemped to correct us:
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In insulated thermos containers! #ObamaDogRecipes @davidaxelrod: How loving owners transport their dogs
Amateur.
Nanny State, People, Politics | tree hugging sister | 
April 17, 2012 10:46 pm
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There’s always this method of owners lovingly transporting their dogs.
It’s corny, but it works.
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti…
damn, it’s been ages since I had a good corn dog!
The left is in overdrive today defending the dog eating as local culture and comparing it to consumption of frog legs and snails but they’d flip their lids if this was about eating cats.
That was the best night of Twitter EVAH. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. (Just promise me Claude is safe!)
Obama: “Michelle, what’s for dinner tonight?”
Michelle: “Your favorite. German Sheppard’s Pie”.
“Honey, what’s for desert?”
“Bichon Tastee Frise”
Obama’s favorite snack foods:
Hound cake and puppyseed bagels.
“I think I’ll have the Blackened Corgi with the Remoulade tonight…”
One of the best I’ve seen:
When Obama says he’s going to walk the dog, he really means he’s going to WOK the dog.
When the pitiful Left finally caught their breath last night, they either came back with the usual epithets: tweeting filthy, vile names to Malkin et al (who, quite frankly, were late to the party), “disparaging a child’s reminiscences and/or a whole culture” or “there you go calling Obama a Muslim again, you racist BASTARDS!!!!” We pointed out that THEY were doing the Muslim-calling, since WE knew Muslims consider dogs ‘unclean’ and would (supposedly) never touch them, less mind EAT them, so that thought hadn’t even crossed our minds.
We’re just having a ripping good, CLEAN time. Still are! **looksupatthecomments**
Hmmmm… beagles and lox.
ths, the politics in this election will cross new lines in terms of dirty, dastardly behavior. I hope Romney is up to the crap that will be flung from over yonder. He has to be tough and remember that’s it a dog eat dog world out there. No place for pussies.
Terrier terrine?
Chihuahua chimichanga?
German chocolate lab cake
cockers and mussels
Maltese Milk Balls
Afghanstrudel
Great Danish open faced sandwiches
Yorkshire Terrier pudding
Pita pocket beagle
shih tzu kebab
Poochburgers
BUAHWAHAHAHAHA!!
Every dog has his day, but Obama is S-O-L right now.
I LOVE that the left thinks they need to defend Obama on this. As Treacher replies to screaming how this is NOT-AT-ALL-RELEVANT-HE-WAS-JUST-A-KID, “Then you have nothing to worry about.”
P.S. Baked Alaska Malamute
Bo, It’s what’s for dinner.
Southern fried chow.
mmmmmmmm…….PUPPY!
More from Twitchy!!!!
I’m thinking the Huffpo crowd wished they had never started this “War on Dogs” thing. I bet the dog eater wishes likewise.
Muttigatawny