While Admittedly Not Law Enforcement Experts, There Are Times When We DON’T Understand WHY

…a good WHAP! upside the head with a nightstick wouldn’t be as effective.

Considering both (now) deceased perp and horribly maimed victim were NAKED, the potential of harm to officers was…what?

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

He’s chewing. He’s busy.

Crack his f*cking skull. Or “don’t Taze me, bro”?

There’s got to be more to this.

9 Responses to “While Admittedly Not Law Enforcement Experts, There Are Times When We DON’T Understand WHY

  1. David Crawford says:

    One word: Florida

    Need I say anything further?

    As a result of the state rankings of various standards (like average years of education), the state motto of Arkansas was “Thank God for Mississippi”. When it comes to news of the weird, the state motto of California has to be “Thank God for Florida”.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Dead guy can’t sue.

  3. Susan Duclos says:

    Hint: First bullet didn’t stop him.. get close enough for a baton hit, guy could bite, there are diseases that can be transferred by bite. Tazer stronger than a speeding bullet? doubtful. Cops did what they had to in order to save someones life. Yes, some times it IS that simple.

  4. Skyler says:

    If someone is eating my face, please shoot him.

    If I’m naked at the time, please shootme too.

  5. Syd B. says:

    In my experience, most naked face eaters are more discreet.

  6. tree hugging sister says:

    Ebola and major dad are both in the “blast the Zombie camp”, so there you have it.

    ‘Shoot the naked guy’ wins, hands down.

    And Skyler: “If it comes to that, I’ll do us both.”

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    So no they’re blaming “bad” LSD.

    I wasn’t aware there was a “good” version.

  8. Mark says:

    Reports of gunshots. Yep, definitely assume there’s a gun, even if you can’t see it. And if someone’s willing to eat another person’s face there’s no telling where he might hide a gun….

  9. Firehand says:

    Could also partly be “AHHH! He’s eating the FACE!!!” was just a little more than the cop was mentally able to handle at the time. Have to admit, that would mess with your equilibrium.

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