In a Secluded, Secure, Non-Disclosed Location This Morning

…we’ve got Sean Penn hacking his way through primordial jungle to deliver our heartfelt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

…wishes to the infamous El Guapo Bingley.

We promised him he didn’t have to pretend to be a journalist, just deliver the celebratory hootch and requested travel documents safely.

10 Responses to “In a Secluded, Secure, Non-Disclosed Location This Morning”

1. JeffS says:

   January 18, 2016 at 9:58 am

   Happy Birthday, Mr. B!

2. leelu says:

   January 18, 2016 at 10:06 am

   ¡Feliz cumpleaños! Señor B!!

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 18, 2016 at 1:15 pm

   Thanks!!!

4. aelfheld says:

   January 18, 2016 at 4:28 pm

   Hope it’s a good one.

5. Gunslinger says:

   January 18, 2016 at 4:35 pm

   Happy B-Day, Mr. Bingley!!!

6. Kathy Kinsley says:

   January 18, 2016 at 6:59 pm

   Happy Birthday, Mr. Bingley!

   And many happy returns of the day.

7. major dad says:

   January 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm

   Happy Birthday Bing!

8. gregor says:

   January 19, 2016 at 7:17 am

   Happy Birthday!

9. Cripes Suzette says:

   January 19, 2016 at 10:08 am

   Why, it’s Bingley’s birthday. many happy returns – hope you get all the cookware you’ve been dreaming about!

10. nightfly says:

    January 19, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    My copy of Rolling Stone was delayed; just reading now. Many happy returns, compadre!