Sarah Palin

(with apologies to Tom Lehrer)
The loveliest girl in Wasilla
The best shot with balls or a gun
Of moose and incumbents a killa’
She’s gutted both during her run
Granny-glassed Gibson derided
As he queried ’bout Anwar Sadat
She gleefully said “It’s decided”
“We’re drilling in ANWR; that’s that!”
Sarah Palin
Oh the Netroots are a’wailin’
Is it your frosted lipgloss
That infuriates Wonkette and Kos?
Andrew Sullivan’s having a hissy fit
(He’s risen to Top Bottom Feeder)
He wants to see the birth certificate
For one must take care with a Breeder
The Media chooses well said words
As they polish their “impartial” sheen
They ignored the tale of John Edwards
To focus on tort’ring a teen
Sarah Palin
Your intimate life they’re detailing
Seeking the Great Mother Lode
As their tilted heads jointly explode
Your speech wowed folks at the Convention
But the Minions of One started chidin’
“All the words were not her own invention”
Like the speeches of their glorious Biden
Her selection now threatened Obama
Who’s candidacy seemed heaven sent
He said “I’m the one true re-forma;
I’ve courageously voted ‘Present!’”
Sarah, Sarah
Is this the dawn of a new era?
Are women now free to be…free?
The “Progressives” are bitchin’
“Get back in the kitchen!”
“No Amazon for our VP!”

4 Responses to “Sarah Palin”

  1. Dave E. says:

    Yep, outstanding!

  2. nightfly says:

    Nah, I don’t think you have to apologize to Mr. Lehrer, my friend. Tremendous work.

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