This Is The Central Scrutinizer

It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents’ credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things…and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won’t conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

(written by Frank Zappa in 1979 when he saw us going down the road that has brought us to flag@whitehouse.gov)

categories Fun, Nanny State, Politics | | datetime August 18, 2009 7:20 am

2 Responses to “This Is The Central Scrutinizer”

  1. mojo says:
    August 18, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Tender ballads like “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?”…

  2. Gunslinger says:
    August 18, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    …and The Illinois Enema Bandit.

Image | WordPress Themes