“I’m Your Wicked Uncle Ernie”
I’m glad you won’t see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddling about
Nah. Eventually you’ll get seen. They catch creepy “uncles” all the time now.
Sex sting in Poconos nets former chief U.N. weapons inspector
A former chief United Nations weapons inspector is accused of contacting what he thought was a 15-year-old girl in an Internet chat room, engaging in a sexual conversation and showing himself masturbating on a Web camera.
Scott Ritter of Delmar, N.Y., who served as chief U.N. weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991-98 and who was an outspoken critic of the second Bush administration in the run-up to the war in Iraq, is accused of contacting what turned out to be a Barrett Township police officer posing undercover as a teen girl.
As Jonah Goldberg points out, this isn’t Creepy Uncle Scott’s first bow job…
If memory serves, a lot of Scott Ritter’s fans used to get very angry with anyone who ever mentioned his sex crime history because the cases were sealed and that should be respected.
Hopefully they’ll take away his rosin for good this time.
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January 14, 2010 9:10 am
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So I guess he found his Web Masturbatory Destruction after all.
Surprise, surprise.
I forget. When he was crusading against the ee-ville Boooosh and Co., was he considered an ultimate moral authority?
Looks like he took the “do it for the children” line a bit too seriously.
“Weapon of Monitor Danglement”? “Diddleyment”?
“Women Minus Development”
“Weenie of Miniscule Dimension”
“Wanted: Man Doll”
Wonderment of Modern Dysfuntion?
What happened to my “c?”
Vanna White took it.
bitch
“What Moral Dilemma?”
(“Watch Me Diddle”?)
When Men Disgust…
Wanted: Minor Depository
Well, My Dear, Want More Drugs?
Willie Mangler Demonstration
“Wimpy Men Diddle”
“Waffling Moronic Democrats”
Scary, and extremely embarrassing. I still do not understand how guys allow themselves to get caught up in Internet sex stings. Even worse, with a minor. It’s beyond my level of comprehension ’cause I just don’t get how a grown man can actually allow his mind to play tricks on him to this degree.
Just ruined.
He has apparently been allowing “his mind to play tricks” for a long time, judging by his previous behaviour:
The hilarious thing is THIS 2003 blog entry, which claims it’s all Boooosh‘s fault. You know, they set poor Creepy Uncle Scott up because he was the WMD ultimate moral authority.
(“War mad rulers”. Oh, God. I’m holding my side.)
“Exposed” being the operative word. “Suddenly”, not so much, I’m thinking.
He just likes little girls.
What Would Polanski Do?
No no Scott; we said Hans Blix, not Hands Dix
It occurs to me that this surely qualifies Ritter for permanent employment by the United Nations.
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