I Like Crime Shows As Much As The Next Guy
…But I’m really not looking forward to the “dramatic re-creation” of this little caper
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his (naughty bits) has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
…Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: “The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his (naughty bits) and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.”
Do they have Special Evasive Techniques that they teach Constables for situations like this? And, er, it seems to me that the, um, range of this weapon is somewhat limited; I’m not quite sure how she got into the danger zone.
And I really don’t want to know.
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March 17, 2010 1:52 pm
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yeah, sorry about that…too much to drink
It’s good of you to come clean like this. I hate to some day see photos of you like the ones we see of Ken.
I was wondering the same thing and then decided it was far better not to know what happened. GAK!
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Where he’s going, he’ll get plenty of instruction in proper technique, methinks.
Well, THS can’t complain about breasts in this post, that’s for sure.
If that thing’s big enough to make her duck then she’s really short or he should be making porn.
Grip-and-twist, hon. Grip and twist.