AGW Dateline Pensacola: Twenty Five Balmy Degrees Here This Morning

Weatherunderground has us at 16 for Tuesday and Wednesday’s lows. I don’t think this year’s snow birds are getting much relief.

(I think AGW stands for “Al Gore’s a Wiener”.)

Welcome to Florida!

UPDATE: Are you sh*ttin’ me?!?!!?

Thursday
Cloudy. Slight chance of rain in the morning…then chance of rain and light sleet in the afternoon. Highs 44 to 49. Chance of rain 30 percent.

Thursday Night
Breezy. Mostly cloudy. Chance of snow in the evening…then slight chance of snow after midnight. Lows 25 to 30. Chance of snow 30 percent.

Oh, man! THIS is delicious.

16 Responses to “AGW Dateline Pensacola: Twenty Five Balmy Degrees Here This Morning”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Guess I’d better buy some OJ futures…

  2. Beeks says:

    I’ll have that crop report for you shortly, Bingley.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m still waiting for my GI Joe with the Kung-Fu grip.

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    Since misery loves company, welcome to Jersey, THS. It’s no better here (the weather, I mean. Everything else is negotiable).

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    We grew up in Sussex County, so Sis is very familiar will our wintery joys.

    She left here years ago.

    Decades, even.

  6. JeffS says:

    BRRRRRRRR!!!!! Looks like you needs some Dunkin’ Donut doughnuts to get through the cold snap.

    Oh, wait…..

  7. major dad says:

    You are playing with fire Jeff.

  8. major dad says:

    Bing, she keeps seeing all this crappy weather and just sighs and says how she misses it. I think she’s nuts.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    After 30 years you’re still only at the *think she’s nuts* stage?

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    (You forget, Jeffy boy ~ I know where you live…)

    Gary, the very first year in New Jersey ~ I think it was 1961 or so and Bingley wasn’t even a twinkle in someone’s eye (not that he is now…he’s more of a tic(K)) ~ anyway, New Jersey received 151 INCHES of snow that winter and set some sort of record for number of consecutive days of sub-zero temps. (The highs were, like, +2.) Just the snow berms built up from plowing the driveway were well over 8 feet at any given time.

    Been positively tropical since.

  11. Gunslinger says:

    It’s no better here in the midwest. The highest temperature for the week is going to be 22ºF on Wednesday.

    Saturday’s high will be 14ºF.

    Al Gore can go sodomize a polar bear.

  12. tree hugging sister says:

    I read in comments somewhere that it would be lovely if a starving polar bear ate him.

  13. JeffS says:

    (Sorry, Sis, but we don’t have DD here, either. ;-p)

    Just give the bear some Tabasco sauce, Bing. Makes almost anything edible.

  14. JeffS says:

    And if you want crappy weather, head over to SE Washington; rain in the lowlands, snow in the mountains, and ice in between. I’d almost prefer a glacier bearing down from British Columbia.

  15. Dave E. says:

    It was perfect weather for car battery commercials this morning in International Falls, MN. -36°F

    Mention global warming there at your own risk.

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