Justify My Ticket Price
So Madonna has herself crucified during her latest tour, “Confessions.” Yawn. My, how bold and daring, taking on those beastly Christians! Why, take care, my dear, because you know what will happen if you anger them! Yes! They might, um, I don’t know…deny you Communion or something…you are so brave! Such an inspiration to women who are fighting christo-facist oppression everywhere, as they drive to work and walk in public unescorted with their heads uncovered and vote and run businesses and govern and…stuff. Unbearable, really. I can’t wait for her next tour, which I’m sure will continue her brave crusade for women as she takes on that other major religion and how it treats women…
And people are paying up to $375 a pop to see…her in various S&M outfits, wielding a riding crop on her dancers.
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May 23, 2006 7:58 am
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Madonna pulls crap like this just to get people to talk about her. I’m pretty happy to see that most of those who are pretty much are just saying that she’s pathetic, washed up and a predictable bore. Besides, dissing the President is like, sooooo 2004.
As Shannon said, too bad she didn’t use real nails.
She used press-on Krazy Nails?
Lee Press-On™ Cross.
I saw a comment somewhere, where someone said: “It’s a shame that Michael Jackson and Madonna still have careers, and I blame foreigners and gay people, respectively”.
$375 a seat to watch that bimbo strut around in tight leathers? I wouldn’t have paid that much to watch her twenty-odd years ago, when I suffered from an overdoes of male hormones.
Geez, for $375 I would think she might pee on a Koran, or something else edgy.