What You Do When You’re 19 and Bored in My RedNeck of the Woods

And it ain’t bows and bears ~ it’s boats and boomsticks.

Pace hunter Cole Flanders nabbed the largest alligator ever caught in a public hunt in Santa Rosa County on Tuesday — and it’s just 16 inches shorter than the longest caught in the state.

…”I had caught a few alligators a week before that had some feet missing, like something had chomped them off,” Flanders said. “We figured there was a big one in the area.“

Ahhh. Holmes-like deductive reasoning! Although his math skills are lacking in some respects…

12 foot 9 inch/1000 lb gator + 13 foot boat = Ah…no

3 Responses to “What You Do When You’re 19 and Bored in My RedNeck of the Woods”

1. nightfly says:

   September 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm

   He’s just trying to show off for Ms. Olmstead.

2. don says:

   September 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm

   Funny reply, but, as you stated, his reasoning is above par.

3. Fausta says:

   October 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm

   Better not tell Parkway Reststop’s Jim!