More Gerbil Warmening In The UK
Remember, kiddies, the OVERWHELMING CONSENSUS is that we are doomed to higher temperatures and no more snow
Thousands of schoolchildren are enjoying a day off, with fresh falls of heavy snow affecting parts of Scotland, Northern Ireland and northern England.
Some 900 schools are shut in Scotland, where a third of councils closed all sites, along with 650 in Northern Ireland and about 70 in Cumbria.
UK temperatures remain sub-zero – overnight Scotland hit -17C (1F).
The Met Office is warning of icy roads across much of the UK. Central Scotland police advise essential journeys only.