Why? Are They Circumcised?

We are talking about San Francisco

San Francisco’s Animal Control and Welfare Commission is recommending that the City ban the sale of goldfish, tropical fish and guppies in its borders, according to Matier and Ross.

The recommendation to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors is part of the commission’s ongoing efforts to discourage “impulse buys” of animals.

The commission’s ban would cover pet stores and breeders in the City. It comes after more than a year of study and findings that aquarium fish are often mass bred under inhumane conditions or stripped from the wild.

I guess if your aquarium fish breed in candlelight and with Lou Rawls on the Hi-Fi than you’re good to go, then.

2 Responses to “Why? Are They Circumcised?”

1. missred says:

   June 16, 2011 at 8:51 pm

   obviously san francisco has no real problems to deal with

2. Julie says:

   June 17, 2011 at 12:29 am

   I’m picturing Whole Foods selling “Free Range Goldfish” 🙂